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 Hurrrrrrr :pepe_durr2: 
 no rubbing...just flashing...that's how female primates bond...it's science...

nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna10283154 
 we need a WTF reaction emoji 
 Post one and I'll add it. 
 Ran some image searches, but none of the results look particularly good in a small size. Oh well. 
 Hmmmmmm maybe I can create one ​ 
 Idk if any of these work :blob_shrug: 
Need time to look for some better ones

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/41769a7a397e164db6c4450ed40c1be979ba0da8edf6788d2973ff0acecc006a.gif

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/0cbd4380d02c7b264c89fcbf7717d1a61b66575467e9fd43af095736bf09fce6.gif

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/67d8e25e16b7de590eb2fd5d651084e22a4dde6d22fc6986a0ce6e9f3a7d375a.gif

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/b18bee05f0a44cccd1f3fe385f3b359292b2ae46339266e3a8705e07c6f64071.gif 
 I think I could use one or two of these. 
 :wtf_peek: :wtf_sign: :bang_head: 
 The first one should be “Guac-ward” 
 That's an avocado, not guacamole. 
 not yet ! 
 Pre-guacamole? 
 🥑

https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9a135fcee458ebd27e3bd0ff5aea0d7fff3f3f6a9b7d17c97bca6cbe5cb5de95.jpg 
 Now that’s guac-ward 
 That's an avocado rose!! :yotsuba_angr: 
 I've been doxxed 
 Can I poke your belly :animu_tickle: 
 Can I poke yours nigga 
 After someone pokes my belly they are stuck with me for life
You become my instant bestie
The choice is yours 😃 
 ...it's really not that bad, Matty....doooo et...  :peachcat_devious: ...
...Bestie BossBoss is bunches of fuuuuun... 
 Hmmmm I'll give it some thought 
 Ewww.....what if she has a big ole angry outie !?!?!?! 
 If I had an outie,id cut it off myself 😒 
 I'll push it in for you. 
 You can fix her !!!

>No, in fact, he could not 
 Don't underestimate me! 
 Really 🥵