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 That's an avocado, not guacamole. 
 not yet ! 
 Pre-guacamole? 
 🥑

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 Now that’s guac-ward 
 That's an avocado rose!! :yotsuba_angr: 
 I've been doxxed 
 Can I poke your belly :animu_tickle: 
 Can I poke yours nigga 
 After someone pokes my belly they are stuck with me for life
You become my instant bestie
The choice is yours 😃 
 ...it's really not that bad, Matty....doooo et...  :peachcat_devious: ...
...Bestie BossBoss is bunches of fuuuuun... 
 Hmmmm I'll give it some thought 
 Ewww.....what if she has a big ole angry outie !?!?!?! 
 If I had an outie,id cut it off myself 😒 
 I'll push it in for you. 
 You can fix her !!!

>No, in fact, he could not 
 Don't underestimate me! 
 Really 🥵