Wow that's crazy  

 Thanks for sharing 

 I laugh at every post you make, maybe I shouldn't. 

 You really shouldn't, people will think that you work here. 

 Stop shitposting and make SELinux easier to configure, Nigger Semen Agency 

 Calm down, we have around 40k employees and can hire more if needed. You should apply!
Shitposting is nonnegotiable, it's a matter of national security. 

 Why would I? They're a bunch of losers who have to pay external contractors to do complicated tasks. Quality over quantity.  

 You can apply as a contractor genius 

 I'm not. 

But you ain't the real deal either. Gosh, everything online is indeed fake.  

 it's shitposting all the way down 

 Dr. Calle obviously works for us. His almond project is clearly a front. 

 Don't act like you don't have access to that exact dashboard Mr NSA man 

 We really don't. @jb55 's opsec is perfect 🥺 

 https://image.nostr.build/f0ab5589cb8c168f9588ba2d8b5ff6a517612eee47ac093696fbb4620f4d1c79.jpg 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 So when people all connect from the same VPN does it shows as one user? 

 Wow a whole three orders of magnitude! https://image.nostr.build/9267f6196bbe9c86a9a4af62408621d7fcbefbc0b0f3036f4a9e6f2219210357.jpg 

 Eyyy, cool, relay.tools did half the traffic of the mighty damus in the last 7 days.  And that's with a <30$/mo VPS.  Are we winning yet son? 😂

https://i.nostr.build/Z5Wy8.png

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 What defines a unique visitor? And is this a Cloudflare dashboard?