Calm down, we have around 40k employees and can hire more if needed. You should apply!
Shitposting is nonnegotiable, it's a matter of national security. 

 Why would I? They're a bunch of losers who have to pay external contractors to do complicated tasks. Quality over quantity.  

 You can apply as a contractor genius 

 I'm not. 

But you ain't the real deal either. Gosh, everything online is indeed fake.  

 it's shitposting all the way down