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 Nostr is going to shocked by your depravity if you force my hand 
 That hooker was dead BEFORE I got there. 
 Not what she told us at her post mortem 
 Ahhh Sandy. You’re losing your edge. 

Should have said Not what HE told us post mortem. 

Could have been a homerun. Now it’s just a British single or whatever you nuts call a little hit in cricket. 
 😂 
 I’m here all week.  Tip your waiters. 
 😂 
 I’ll get you if it’s the last thing I do McD ! 
 Old man yells at moon. 🌙 
 Got my Turkey teeth
Got my chest implants
Got my cheek fillers
Nuthin’ old about me McD

And comin’ for ya 😂 
 Sandy is that you? 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nahKc2_XGhIAAAAC/kevin-nealon-just-go-with-it.gif 
 Kevin Nealon is one of the funniest humans alive. I have him up there with Norm McDonald. 
 Sandy’s gonna be punchin the air at the pub soon. 
“Fuckin McD. You look like a McD. Fuckin SATS, get ova here”. 
 😂 
 Best thread this month. I’m dying.