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 Found a new blueberry Green tea & life hasn’t been the same. I’m a better man for it. 
No homo. https://image.nostr.build/b631ac3ed22977d8299e915cd66a206a8344649415118ea028f25c5d958a141e.jpg  
 Link? 
 Nope. I don’t want anyone else getting their hands on my life hack. 
 It’s already pretty ghey to drink tea but to hoard it for yourself is next level 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 Yummmm. Adding ur salty tears makes it better. 
 It was a simple question to axe https://image.nostr.build/1d3d77c9958dc7ea74216be67bd4ec506a13055c02979bb14ffe9034f2bd9606.jpg  
 🏆this won the internet today. 🏆🔥🔥🔥🔥☠️ 
 😂 
 Name? 
 Tea. 
 Now that’s homo😳😂🤨 
 This post is endorsed by the Ghey Tea Club of San Francisco 💋 
 I do 2 things:

1. Drink tea
2. Beat fhegs 
 Ah repressed I see, angry at yourself. It’s ok. We’re all here for you. Mostly to mock 😂 
 You’re still angry about ur teeth & useless opinions.  Isn’t the pub open?  Get goin. 
 My opinions are Satoshi endorsed. High level. Nostr Platinum life member 
 Renewable daily.  Nostr committee is meeting later. Pray mothafucka. You on the edge. 
 I zapped you several times for favourable treatment with the committee. I own you 
 Don’t ever forget i have several compromising pictures of you drinking alot of ghey tea you wouldn’t want anyone seeing 
 Mi6 already tried this. Bring it on. 
 Nostr is going to shocked by your depravity if you force my hand 
 That hooker was dead BEFORE I got there. 
 Not what she told us at her post mortem 
 Ahhh Sandy. You’re losing your edge. 

Should have said Not what HE told us post mortem. 

Could have been a homerun. Now it’s just a British single or whatever you nuts call a little hit in cricket. 
 😂 
 I’m here all week.  Tip your waiters. 
 😂 
 I’ll get you if it’s the last thing I do McD ! 
 Old man yells at moon. 🌙 
 Got my Turkey teeth
Got my chest implants
Got my cheek fillers
Nuthin’ old about me McD

And comin’ for ya 😂 
 Sandy is that you? 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nahKc2_XGhIAAAAC/kevin-nealon-just-go-with-it.gif 
 Kevin Nealon is one of the funniest humans alive. I have him up there with Norm McDonald. 
 Sandy’s gonna be punchin the air at the pub soon. 
“Fuckin McD. You look like a McD. Fuckin SATS, get ova here”. 
 😂 
 Best thread this month. I’m dying.