Immediately A...

Immediately A. 

 A 

 Fuckin A 🙃 

 A 

 3) use it to go under cover as an eth whale, become an eth influencer, encourage them to continue to build horrible centralizing tech, watch the bag slowly go to zero, return to Bitcoin a hero 

 I see.. uETHxo 👀😂🫂💜 

 😂🤣 

 Lol. Change my answer...

Hodl the ETH... Then spend a bit to learn coding and infiltrate the "ecosystem" and "community"...

Then NON STOP suggest they do a soft fork to be a PROOF OF WORK network.

😄🙈😁 

 A, b, c, 3 https://media.tenor.com/uUh3iov3gDMAAAAC/it-is.gif 

 This made me laugh way too hard 💀 

 Same 😂 

 Probably spelling out the eth address 

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVGbDEAnDyo 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 

 ETH is shit like FIAT, only use is to be dumped for some sats. As fast as possible. 

 Convert it to corn because burning ETH doesn't not matter if they can always create more. 

 Absolutely A
Did it with the bcash.
Thank you MFs for the free bitcoin 

 Also it’s been a few years I’m waiting on that opcodes wizards ordinals wtf fork free bitcoin air drops  

 How are they airdropping said ETH? 

 Since a good bitcoiner doesn’t have an ETH address to receive an airdrop, let’s say you get handed a private key 

 Fuck that shit. (But to be fair the game has completely changed. AirDrop is different than now I actually have to seek out something after a random Vitalik Lube gave me a piece of paper.) 🤮🤮🤮🤮 

 Sell for bitcoin 
Can’t believe this is even a question? Lol 

 Maybe it’s the tokenized bitcoin on eth by big hat big nose wizards 

 At that point just zap me and shut the fuck up. 

 A 

 Boring I know but £1m into fiat shit (for house/land/clear mortgage/travel). Other £1m into Bitcoin. 

 But what if … god candle right after you buy land? 

 Don’t care and washed my hands of it. It is Eth and big chunk of it would be Bitcoin now, which is likely to god candle too. 

 A for sure.  

 I would go test out all the smart contract apps and see if they managed to make anything decentralized. Or any app that's not an exchange 

 I’d dip my balls in it. 

 A of course 

 Probably A - dump for Bitcoin

That's assuming that for some reason I didn't immediately dismiss it as another airdrop scam. It's also assuming I can figure out how to move it & exchange it for sats. 

 A.

I did that a while back. Pretty much all my crap coins were converted to BTC.  

 A 

 a 

 STRAIGHT TO BURNING HOT STORAGE 

 immediately convert to btc 

 comvert 50% straight to BTC, use the rest to trade ETHBTC 🤙🏻💪🏼 

 I wouldn't notice. Haven't checked etherscan in a couple years now.  

 Tempted to choose 'burn' but that would be hypocritical of me. USD is as big a shitcoin as ETH but there's no way I'd burn a free Benji.

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 dump for bitcoin obviously 🙄 

 b & c is ideological idiotism 

 I take that as a yes, then? 

 Irrational ideology of Bitcoiners is a major threat to Bitcoin… In your scenario brain-washed Bitcoiners would actually strenghten ETH price by choosing B or C (kinda the same option tbh). That would have it’s positive consequences for ETHs price and its percieved value. Rational Bitcoiner would quickly dump it for BTC while there is value mismatch. You can actually do option B afterwards as a charity for Bitcoiners. 

 I’d buy some bored apes, the ones that belonged to famous people, and Hodl until next cycle, then auction them off. 

 a. 

 Totally a gimme bitties