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 NPC’s don’t have rights. Superman knows this. 

Batman is an NPC. 
 Not sure what’s the link with that meme there 😂😂

Also if he was an NPC, you wouldn’t see his inner monologue in the comics 🤷🏾‍♂️🫨🫨🫨 
 🤯Nahn-uhn …my weiner is bigger😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

…And the argument of DC shitcoinery continues🤔😂 https://image.nostr.build/df0483ee2b6fcb98b5c9c2cb1ca80d328decc9eb86594f13e5a74c28ef52ae37.jpg  
 Shitcoinery? Where? 👀👀👀 
 Its in the kryptonite Batman keeps in his belt 
 Kryptonite spawns from Erithriririum? I always thought it came from space 
 Space is fake/ghey. 
Came from Etheriuumume. 
 That’s too bad….
But wait…If superman comes from the same place as Kryptonite…then Superman comes from….




….







….







….Erithrirririum! 
 His planet was real. 
 What’s the planet called? 
 Satoshis Star. ⭐️ 

It’s in the lower earth orbit. 
 If that’s the nickname you have for planet Krypton, then sure. Satoshi star 🌈😂 
  https://image.nostr.build/ed68f816619f87efa7708fd0f7cfd1c7b8df9b8bf3cc0f71ca273500f67ce584.jpg  
 Brando looks a tad out of shape 
 GFY. He’s perfect.  Very fit for that planet.  He was a fight instructor. 
 The character was a fight instructor? Comrade Clark’s dad? 
 Possibly. He wasn’t a pedo like Batman’s dad, that’s for sure. 👍 
 Ah you’re making it up as we go along 😂😂🤌🏾 
 You’re in my movie. I get to do that. 🍿 
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/6ty_TBuSZdUAAAAC/popcorn-eating.gif 
 Until we get our new joint production out. 
 Soon ™
You will destroy the titan

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NTtDTeNZOxoAAAAC/attack-on.gif 
 Seems like a lot of work. I may delegate or outsource. 
I’m a great ideas guy. Strategist.  I’ll get some Indians or Chinese to do the hard work. 
 All you gotta do is say some words you memorized in front of a green screen. Technology will take care of the rest 
 “Memorized”.  I’d prefer a teleprompter. 
 If you memorize the movie goes up in quality. More quality brings more fiat. Way more fiat. Which means way more corn 
 Sold. I’m a fiat whore who then loves to sell my whoring for corn. 🌽 
 Very reasonable 🤝 
 Looks like he ate the French connection set outta house, home and butter😳🤣 
 Look at his beautiful family.  Super wife. Super kid. 
He’s just eating life. And a few pizzas. 🍕 
 I knewed it was sumpin 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/518d50381b4d16ea65d7f7ff2a49a82e45c3f800a2cbee4641272b736308f88e.jpg  
 Get that shit out my feed. 
 This picture is cursed and I hate that it exists and really wish I never saw it https://image.nostr.build/47b951bb2a96b7b4ba72f455fae77027378dca85f1d831d8b46ddadbc409036f.jpg  
 👀👀👀👀👀👀yeah. wtf 
 MSM said it…so I know it’s true🤷🏽‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/4785f9f47ff6b00a41bddae6beba51fe42f340be15deb08a5828fd0ab4cab804.jpg https://image.nostr.build/e66ad8712a40830f9c7e8a14bc3f02e49f839a79b912e6b388f0ee58ecf731cc.jpg  
 Did you do work outside today & bang your head?
Grab some water. Look at the sun. Count to 10. 
You’re losing it. But we can bring you back. 
 You guys listen to MSM?
Oooooo I have a gigantic bridge to sell you 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5lV4fbeFyJEAAAAC/you-guys.gif 
 Did you know the “London Bridge” sale story is true? 
 No mas!!!

I lack the creative brain power to fight u 2 idgits at the same time😳🫡🤣 https://image.nostr.build/61c0ae6619b33aada8bf515d75daeb911865029eb12c638d27ae116e39332e86.jpg https://image.nostr.build/03cdd489b778f536e19c79c7ad9a394627f320102c467ee7910b67b975a3db49.jpg  
 😂😂 
 And I’m working…peepl could die😳 
 You work and nostr at the same time? 

https://media1.tenor.com/m/r2qfRLQY2_MAAAAd/you-went-full.gif 
 Funniest post o day…so far🤔

🤣🤣🤣according to she who shall be obeyed I went “full potato” a long time ago…I think she just accepts it as part o that for better or worse sh*t🤔😳🤷🏽‍♂️ https://image.nostr.build/8d91313b78d442a2528887fd57ac78d3a5a45792903e35953fc95b9bcdba4748.jpg  
 You’re not surviving. You’re thriving

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dg5VckmShpQAAAAd/grosman.gif 
 Damn skippy I am😉🐸

*and as an aside…that is my favorite roll o his career🔥 https://image.nostr.build/899e4327b2949e4246d0ca531b253f2d1aefbc5c6cae6132608784b4231c45dd.jpg  
 Hilarious performance 
 His career is almost perfection. Not really a bad role. 
 Survive is the funniest line. 
 😂