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 Its in the kryptonite Batman keeps in his belt 
 Kryptonite spawns from Erithriririum? I always thought it came from space 
 Space is fake/ghey. 
Came from Etheriuumume. 
 That’s too bad….
But wait…If superman comes from the same place as Kryptonite…then Superman comes from….




….







….







….Erithrirririum! 
 His planet was real. 
 What’s the planet called? 
 Satoshis Star. ⭐️ 

It’s in the lower earth orbit. 
 If that’s the nickname you have for planet Krypton, then sure. Satoshi star 🌈😂 
  https://image.nostr.build/ed68f816619f87efa7708fd0f7cfd1c7b8df9b8bf3cc0f71ca273500f67ce584.jpg  
 Brando looks a tad out of shape 
 GFY. He’s perfect.  Very fit for that planet.  He was a fight instructor. 
 The character was a fight instructor? Comrade Clark’s dad? 
 Possibly. He wasn’t a pedo like Batman’s dad, that’s for sure. 👍 
 Ah you’re making it up as we go along 😂😂🤌🏾 
 You’re in my movie. I get to do that. 🍿 
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/6ty_TBuSZdUAAAAC/popcorn-eating.gif 
 Until we get our new joint production out. 
 Soon ™
You will destroy the titan

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NTtDTeNZOxoAAAAC/attack-on.gif 
 Seems like a lot of work. I may delegate or outsource. 
I’m a great ideas guy. Strategist.  I’ll get some Indians or Chinese to do the hard work. 
 All you gotta do is say some words you memorized in front of a green screen. Technology will take care of the rest 
 “Memorized”.  I’d prefer a teleprompter. 
 If you memorize the movie goes up in quality. More quality brings more fiat. Way more fiat. Which means way more corn 
 Sold. I’m a fiat whore who then loves to sell my whoring for corn. 🌽 
 Very reasonable 🤝 
 Looks like he ate the French connection set outta house, home and butter😳🤣 
 Look at his beautiful family.  Super wife. Super kid. 
He’s just eating life. And a few pizzas. 🍕 
 I knewed it was sumpin 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/518d50381b4d16ea65d7f7ff2a49a82e45c3f800a2cbee4641272b736308f88e.jpg  
 Get that shit out my feed. 
 This picture is cursed and I hate that it exists and really wish I never saw it https://image.nostr.build/47b951bb2a96b7b4ba72f455fae77027378dca85f1d831d8b46ddadbc409036f.jpg