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 Uh... No.

That's weird. And not fun, quirky weird. Bad weird.  
 Relax dude! 
 I tend to not relax when someone seems to want to be kidnapped and treated poorly.  
 will you come to save me if my crush will come to kidnap me and treat me like a Taliban woman in the middle of the forest? 
 I'm not likely capable of that. 

I'm also thoroughly confused. That's not unusual, but, in this case, it's perplexing.  
 If you can’t save me, what will you do to relax? 
 Shrug my shoulders and go to sleep. I don't try to obsess about things out of my control. That's too much stress and that will kill me if I let it.  
 GN then 
 Then, goodnight.