@8b189dd1 In the summer after I dropped out of college, I was working afternoon and overnight shifts and some Mormon missionaries came to our door. My dad was a minister, so I invited them in, offered them so coffee (😃) and asked them to read me Galatians 1:8. They fled, but the next day their boss showed up to ask if he could schedule a time for me to scare all of his newbies on their first day. 

 @a7595654 Haha. Oooooh. The Joseph Smith Birthplace is not that far from here and so there are often flocks of Mormon kids around. Always jealous of my Mormon neighbors because any time they moved, there was this flock of hard-working kids available to move all their stuff. For me a simple "I'm Jewish" ended any and all conversations for reasons I still don't totally understand.