Oddbean new post about login | logout Wish I could get into hockey but it never really grabbed my interest
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Already said a prayer for his simple, confused soul.
I need more than prayers. Send guides, videos, highlights, explanations, and sats to help me get into it 👀
Yeah word. Like how the fuck anyone follow the puck while watching?
I was thinking the same thing. Shit is so hard to see. They be cheering for a goal and im still not sure where the puck is 😂
I think I sat through a period when they added the glowing puck effect for tv back in the late 90s? I was like nah, it ain’t all that hot. Also wtf, a period? MF do a half, shit, do a quarter, but nah you gonna do a period!
How many periods in a game?
I may murder you.
Unless I die of boredom first 😂
As a 🍁, this is hilarious 😂😂
Has the world gone crazy? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
I think Batman is a hockey fan
Not sure if you mean it as a good thing or a bad thing 😂😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/FOL3V2bPqP0AAAAC/bait-thats-bait.gif
I think hockey fans like the stick because they’re bdsm fans and it reminds them of a paddle that they get smacked with 💀 https://video.nostr.build/53449b08419e5176dcd92a72f3d16ed311f83f734a5c428ebe79b69f29748979.mp4
He means that Batman is a feminine man with a pedo dad. If he likes hockey, it’s bad. He’s wrong. Batman loves pickleball. Hates hockey. Superman loves hockey but can’t play. His super powers make him ineligible.
I think he was trying to bait a Batman vs Superman exchange 😂
Nah that debate has long been complete we already know who is better
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“Now pretend hockey is the best sport”
I will pretend for the sake of my northern boys #Satsmcd, #nic and #node but I’m from the south we watch it for the fights🤔😳🤣…u know toxic southern masculinity and all🤷🏽♂️ https://m.primal.net/KtIb.jpg
@SatsMcd @Nic @node Are you using @primal ? Because your replies are not tagging others in this thread.
On Damus. It started tagging only 1 npub with stache’s images. Maybe Primal?
That’s why i wasnt getting the updates anymore 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/SBwmmGRw8X8AAAAC/wee-bay-wee.gif
I was happy not to get them.
Fwiw, the mighty ducks cartoon was goated 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/997ea874aec5679aac8dd37e6f84b30e3c56e945de097c8ae24fe9f451304309.jpg
That was a good one!
Disney ruined pro hockey. We now have women coaches. Ded. Go local. College for the win.
I think you’re just mad they never made an air bud hockey movie
There was one?
Baseball + hockey yes
Basketball football baseball soccer and even fucking volleyball got one
Meanwhile, the producers of that franchise: https://media1.tenor.com/m/RNSeUDgU4DMAAAAd/aki-and-pawpaw-money.gif
Disney when they replace all the male coaches with female coaches and all the male athletes with trans athletes. https://image.nostr.build/80f1445d29b1094a6c4ac06ceb0b5b970ac5c86d417a9fdccbe31706d7e789fc.jpg
Team owners are now called Governors in almost all sports because of slavery. That’s funny as hell. And true.
Which means the players are…. https://media1.tenor.com/m/YRCLpCJhnAwAAAAd/squirrel-brain.gif
*money counter sounds* https://media1.tenor.com/m/jKkG3KaD2LoAAAAC/virtue-signaling-rd_btc.gif
Damn…I’d forgotten what a prick #Satsmcd was😂🤣 https://m.primal.net/KuFi.jpg
Yup🤷🏽♂️…it’s a safety mechanism🤔….keeps ol #Satsmcd from unloading on me in a timely fashion😂🤣 What client are yall using? Damus?
Yes. You’re on primal?
Primal sucks. Damus wins.
One thing about my boy #Satsmcd he keeps it binary and simple😳🤣 https://m.primal.net/LHpz.jpg https://m.primal.net/LNsp.jpg
The world is simple. Primal users complicate it unnecessarily.
I’d tell u GFY but that’s funny as shit😂 Ah GFY anyway🤣 https://image.nostr.build/0a88aa051bbcb06b1e6b6cb634cb77cf0261730c05247db6c16a639f851598cc.jpg
I’ll just drop this here 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/fP9yAZp_Qn4AAAAC/cat-walk-superman.gif
Superman is sassy as fuck from all the estrogen hormones Batman was slipping into his food
👆this🫡🤣 https://m.primal.net/Kmsx.jpg
100% he’s trolling. Everybody knows how many periods there are in a game 😂
Damn #Sats ur one hard bastard😂😂🤣 https://m.primal.net/KwBL.jpg
Mahdoo have you ever been to a game??
No sir
Dude we have to go. I didnt care much for hockey before either until i went to a game. Being AT the game is much more fun than watching it on TV.
I heard this same thing about baseball. In person baseball is way better. Maybe I’ll check out a playoff game later. Is hockey in season right now?
From now until April. We can go together let's plan a trip for it. I'm down when you are.
Depending on where it is, I'd tag along. A nostrich hockey trip sounds fun.
Fuck the pro game. Waste of money & time to watch live. Hit a local college game. That is the best experience live IMO.
This. I'd rather go to a WHL game than NHL. I even volunteered for a team, running on ice promotions for a couple seasons, it was incredible fun. Especially the season where they won the WHL trophy.
What’s WHL?
Junior League in Western Canada. Young guys, aged 16-20. There are also similar org. in Ontario and Quebec. Canada loves hockey.
Yup. College or Juniors. Whatever is near you. Much better than pro for $ & entertainment.
This sounds like the same cope that boomers give about college football and college basketball being better than the pros. Why wouldn’t you watch the best of the best?
Whichever pro team is closest to you, go watch a playoff game, at some point. The atmosphere is electric. Jr hockey is super fun to watch, depending on the fan base. Sometimes, depending on the program, they attract a lot of fans. Some other teams barely fill the seats, so the experience, as a fan, can be mediocre.
That's awesome 👍 Which team do you go out to?
I volunteered with the Broncos when I lived in Speedy Creek. These days I go to Tigers games when I can 🏒
Nice! There's a rumour out there that a goalie I work with might be getting traded to the Tigers. With strong goaltending, Med Hat could be legit this season.
