@flux_the_cat :windmilloffriendship: (is cooking (h... Ryan Carson was oofy doofy; the oofy doofy theory goes the modern woman doesn't desire someone they'd get too attached to, because that would harm her education, career & travel, so they pick a dude that is mid & not 'thrilling' and the modern Chad is left alone coping by reaching new PRs in the gym (Chad is chadcel).