nostr:npub1dzxsplhgy67mr97wxelkhlnk07lc8ufpvcptf36nu4h6e79kaqes62ea5g Ryan Carson was oofy doofy; the oofy doofy theory goes the modern woman doesn't desire someone they'd get too attached to, because that would harm her education, career & travel, so they pick a dude that is mid & not 'thrilling' and the modern Chad is left alone coping by reaching new PRs in the gym (Chad is chadcel).