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 Nasty dingle berries 
 This whole conversation leads me to believe Doc has bad hygiene amd his girl enjoys it... 🤢 
 he preens too much to have bad hygiene. he's just very vain because he grew up around cows and goats and chickens so he's been the prettiest thing around since forever 
 👑 that burn though, dayum man. 
 nah I spent the beginning of my childhood in Australian suburbia HH 
 I wash my asshole twice a day to avoid that 🤨 
 Who smells so bad they wash twice a day. One and done for me. I smell like roses. Must be the Aussie genes, second only in stench to French people 
 I smell good brother I just shower in the morning to wake up and in the evening to wash off so I don’t feel grimy before bed

While I’m in there in the mornings I clean my asshole post-morning shit, get my armpits and balls

Evenings is deep clean not because I need it but because I enjoy being clean 
 I bask in my musk. Means I've done man shit 
 I will for the day but when it comes time for sleep I’m going to make sure I’m spotless 
 AW WE GOT OURSELVES A RAYCISS TRAITA UP IN HEAH :anakin: