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helplessduck | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @3779d588 

The 5 comes with a power button, thank you. 
😂
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Bluedepth | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @176ccc2b That means you’ll fondle that button. ;)
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helplessduck | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @3779d588 

Well, it's programmable. It can either send the machine into standby or launch a bunch of ducks into the air to shit all over your car. 

I dunno. 🤷‍♂️