@176ccc2b Remember, when it seizes up with its stupid little green led stuck on, you can look back at this moment and see your buyers remorse joined the chat. Then you’ll grab the power and yank it, plug it back in, and wonder to the spirits of the air, how long until it craps out again? You’ll ignore that nagging feeling that you could have used that money for something else. 

 @3779d588 

The 5 comes with a power button, thank you. 
😂 

 @176ccc2b That means you’ll fondle that button. ;) 

 @3779d588 

Well, it's programmable. It can either send the machine into standby or launch a bunch of ducks into the air to shit all over your car. 

I dunno. 🤷‍♂️