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 Buddha 
 Obvi 🩵 
 Blt 
 🤤😍 LOVE Blt

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 Spreading uplifting memes and gifs 
 today i learned what blt is, thank you for the endless education nostr 💜 
 YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT BLT IS?! 

Tanel! 😲

Go to store, get thick cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and your fave bread.

Toast bread.. 

Make sammich. 

Enjoy your ever loving face off! 👏🏻 
 Had blt for dinner, can confirm.  But it’s gotta be fresh bacon! Not packaged 
 fresh bacon? 
 Super fresh bacon 👏🏻 
 I’m just gonna keep saying things so you keep zapping me!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 
 i don’t think i’ve ever heard of “fresh bacon”, gonna google around a little now 🤔 
 #TanelHasnt had a BLT? 🥪🥓🥬🍅🤯 
 I just learned what it is 😅💜 And no, never ever had it before 
 WTF?!?! 
 Bagel with eggs and bacon so yummy! 
 i’ve never had a bagel, what’s that? 
 You’re kidding,😂😂😂 
 lemme google what bagel is, never heard of it before 
 Stop trolling bro😂 
 just looked up what a bagel is, never had one 🤔💜 
 🤥 
 ???? YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE

Or not, depending on your locale. I've had ones that tasted like carnival pretzels. BUT if your area has good ones, have it with cream cheese and lox (smoked salmon strips) 
 I like his kinda troll - is so tarded and fun 👏🏻 
 i am not even trolling here 😭😭

i really don’t know 
  https://image.nostr.build/dab526750e3affa9d0d8f19cca0e86ee730903efbf6adee9f95c31b325e11cb1.jpg  
 all of these are 100% true btw https://i.nostr.build/85Lz.jpg  
 https://image.nostr.build/e198684efd91fc549fa5fe5cdfcb079dc3974d240ef49e54f6e0a254e9fde482.jpg 
 sorry for the spam 🫣🥺 https://i.nostr.build/lWZ7.jpg  
 Are you kidding?! 

We’re tarded hue know. Just ask 
@matata  @⚖️Rope⚖️  @noBody𓅦🧱 @LoKo  @Derek Ross @mason 𓄀 𓅦  etc etc.. 
 oh uhhh, i thought that was what the meme before mine meant

am sowwy, rerarded after all https://i.nostr.build/PRgd.jpg  
 https://media.tenor.com/iFQ2Zl-DZlsAAAAM/who-are-you-stay-close.gif  
  https://i.nostr.build/QRVq.jpg  
 💀💀💀 
 I see huer lip 👀 
 wait, how?!? was it that obvious? https://i.nostr.build/WRQD.webp  
 ⬇️ https://image.nostr.build/573476388889662a283c9ba9fb728fecc0341f29088bb3c58c0300a5c83acb9b.jpg  
 🥹🥹🥹, our alien, 👽 
 Yes. Rope Traumatized. Tata lub it. 🥹 
 am very confusion

wat dis, new rerards? 🥹 
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 🤢 
 sorry I assume everyone on nostr is from the west…

what part of the world u at..? 
 from the “not west” 🤗 
 ExplainsAll.gif

🤙🏽😂 
 the sun never sets on tanel 🌎🌍🌏 
 tbh, it’s just a big lamp https://i.nostr.build/6m0v.jpg  
 @5c508c34 What’s a popular or local delicacy where you live that I’ve probably never heard of? 
 hmmmm

ever had solyanka or potato salad? 
 ah yes, the culture of food here is something along the lines of the word “broke” https://i.nostr.build/B5WA.jpg  
 Tanel, meet @15Grepples he TARD too. 

I tell my X tards we find new nostr tard. 🥹👏🏻 
 hewwo tard, am tard 🤗🥹 https://i.nostr.build/ov5k.jpg  
 I sent the tard signal 👀

Tards very excited. 💀💀💀🥹 https://image.nostr.build/13cb3468a1b72a92e961f85564bdce405df834214e34303b0528467858089961.jpg  
 new fren mek me happy 🤗 send hug 
 @ChewyBTC gunna lub Tanel too 
 hewwo new fren 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/zljZ.jpg  
 Omggg I lub it 
 https://media2.giphy.com/media/VKtsOAHDx1Luo/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71gv9n2c3o96j7r4hg5jud6tijuw4jvc4cwkcoykr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 
 What’s going on over here on nostr https://image.nostr.build/f371509c22569449e1981b0cf5ca6dc63662172cbbcd50fc713fc603c062c042.jpg  
 Hue found us 🥹

Tanel, NDN a tard too! 
 Is nostr posting what I’m listening to publicly? Wtf is going on here 
 hey bud 🤗💜

it only posts it if u are using damus testflight and have apple music enabled under status 
  ✅ Optimism Airdrop Round 2 Is Live! 

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 This is a high tech operation over here im too tardid for this 
 is okay fren, we’re in this together 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/PRV5.jpg  
 Oh shit,  could you guys hear me listening to Barbie Girl? 
 Yes 
 Come on Buddha, Let’s go Buddha 💕 
 https://video.nostr.build/4fe734b7280cbc039769542815f00b20941a48d360ca429ebc545ac99b4bb53a.mov 
 🥹🥹🙌🏽🩵 
 https://image.nostr.build/857f8c3e21ac478bed1a25ae78630486aaaf229b5e4c64f527485c4236eca183.jpg 
 Yes he is. Tanel is tard. 🥹 
 https://video.nostr.build/8e4d637cf158d1ce5a6795e336fc203d081771452634c11ecca43d1d88279a1a.mov 
 https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d786jn5nd6rvva0dqbk8sl564s5u4murh8ibjvm5qy&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g 
 Yet going on about as if real.
⚾️ 
 hmmmmm 
 Hmm? Maybe.
🤫 
 😉

Speak up instead fake insinuation of facts of linguistic origin.

🤷🏻‍♂️ 
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 ⚾️

Singing flat rodent motherfuckers best shut the fuck up.
🤫 
 hmm https://i.nostr.build/85KE.jpg  
 oh yeah. Dis tard brain time. 
 Is that like meat and olive soup? 
 uhmmm, add pickle, potato, meat (and basically everything you have left, while you’re praying the cold away) 
 no 
 I’m starting to think you have, in fact, had a blt.. 
 hand on heart man, never had a blt and a bagel before ❤️ 
 Send this guy our crappy American food 🤣 
 You can only get bagels in New York, don’t bother trying anywhere else. 
 ah shid, when are you free? 
 This is true. All other bagels severely inferior.  
 damn, that much of a difference with others? 
 Yeah, I think it has to do with the water. You're a texture person. NYC bagels have a specific texture!

Also, go with an "everything bagel". Best flavor imo. 
 ohhh, that’s so cute you remembered about my texture thing, i’m now incredibly excited to try it out 🫣 
 When you come here we are getting you an everything bagel with lox from my neighborhood spot. 
 Dam I love bagels and lox 
 what’s lox? 🤔 
 Holy fucking shit you didn’t just… 
 uhmmmm

what did i do? 😅💜 
 We gunna need a #teachtanel hash tag 😂💀 
 #tanelhasnt is for all the things i haven’t done and #tanelhas is for all the things i have done 😂💜

you can ask away with the #tanelhasnt hashtag and i’ll give you 100% honest answers 🤗 
 Dried smoked salmon 
 The pastrami lox from Russ & Daughters on Houston St. will blow your mind. 
 Where is this?! 
 and pastrami is? 
 Now you’re just fucking with us 
 Good Lord. 
 i wish man, have no idea 😭 
 Damnit I need to go to Katz’s immediately now. 
 just adding a #tanelhasnt here for future reference 
 Blintzes 🤗 
 Next you’re gonna say you don’t know what capicola is 
 uhhhh

what’s that? 
 https://image.nostr.build/36747c36dd897c08a519533bd722fd9c9dd49baa1ffcdd7eef2328264ec80edf.gif 
 a series that i should watch, think i’ve only seen the first two episodes of this 
 Don’t stop believin’! 
 I got a sandwich the other day that was capicola and roasted red peppers with mozzarella. Dang it was delicious 
 @5c508c34 Wait til you try your first Philly cheesesteak. 
 cheesesteak is a thing? 🤯

also i’ve never had mozzarella in a sandwich before so that sounds interesting 🤔 
 You have no idea what you’re in for. 
 Ain’t no mozzarella in a cheesesteak.  Cooper sharp is the way. Or just regular American.. stay away from the morons using whiz 
 Wiz is for animals. 
 wiz? 
 Cheese whiz,  like orange cheese sauce.. 🤢 
 uhhh, never heard of that before, don’t think we have it here 
 It’s filth 
 Go for aged provolone. 
 yeah, now you are just creating words on the spot 🫠 
 No way… 
 no idea at this point 🤔 
 Ultimate fiat food. 
  https://image.nostr.build/6b0c36311d001743d479cd5b6c1a07bb6c33eef16652db243e08f248af24329a.jpg  
 not sure if it’s legal to open carry this tbh 💜 
 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
 Angelos on 9th 
 Or Wedges in a week lol 
 😯 
 i’d absolutely love to 💜

i really want to come to the us next year for a longer trip, around the time that the nashville conf is 💜 
 I’m a New Yorker, but love Montreal bagels. Blasphemous, I know 😬 
 Those aren’t bagels, sir. They’re dough rings. 
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 🤣 
 We have a place near me that says “Montreal style” which means they soak them in honey water and then into a wood fired oven… they’re pretty freaking good.. super crunchy when toasted but tender on the inside. 
 honey water?! what???? 
 Yup, idk.. but they’re light af and really good.. I hate dense bread shit. 
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 Yeah, I’ve been to Montreal and had the real ones. It’s fine once in a while but the sweetness isn’t necessary. 
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 Real bagels don’t need to be toasted. 
 Wood-fired dough rings🔥 Hard to match that flavor 
 True, the rest of us suffer 
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 would they survive such a long trip? 🤣

i’m really fascinated to try out american food 
 I avoid most of the junk food and cook mostly at home 
 yeah, that’s what i’ve been doing also 💜🤗 good thinking 
 My dude, when you come here you will go out of your mind.
nostr:note1qs49wv94t7ec76lj9gvl8ce3wx95kfxdwyxljradg3e3hkq8282s6em7fj 
 my mind processes this as a donut, uhhhh 

> brain.exe not responding 
 🤣 
 also this looks like my favourite way to get a heart attack 🥹 
 what is a BLT? 
 what!!?! 
 Bacon MUST be thick cut (steak cut if you’re like me) or it’s not a BLT… 
 steak cut? 🤔 
 Thiccc 
 sounds good, can’t to have my first ever blt 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/854G.gif  
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 Table rethinking his entire diet right now…#BLTextraB https://image.nostr.build/5027695e8fe702976b9ef5e5f548ae02d9beff556fa27e594f38598ed43f693d.jpg  
 rethinking my next GP visit 😂😭 cholestrol will be up only when i finally visit ‘murica 💜 
 My grandfathers cholesterol is perfect and he eats bacon and eggs nearly every morning. You’re good! 👌👌 
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 i’ll let you know when i’ll visit the United States of Sleepy Joe 💜🫂 
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 Depending on when you get here, you might be able to say a prayer graveside. 🤷‍♂️ 
 i’ve never ever put mayo on anything in my life, so that’ll be a first too 🫣

curious to try it out now 🤗💜 
 Omg you have to tell me everything when you do 👏🏻👏🏻 
 💜🤗 will do 
 #tanelhasnt is a gem fyi 
 wholesome even 💀 
 🫣 i just live under a rock apparently 
 You must make some awesome oatmeal lol 
 i do 😂🤗 
 Exactly what I was also thinking!