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 When you come here we are getting you an everything bagel with lox from my neighborhood spot. 
 Dam I love bagels and lox 
 what’s lox? 🤔 
 Holy fucking shit you didn’t just… 
 uhmmmm

what did i do? 😅💜 
 We gunna need a #teachtanel hash tag 😂💀 
 #tanelhasnt is for all the things i haven’t done and #tanelhas is for all the things i have done 😂💜

you can ask away with the #tanelhasnt hashtag and i’ll give you 100% honest answers 🤗 
 Dried smoked salmon 
 The pastrami lox from Russ & Daughters on Houston St. will blow your mind. 
 Where is this?! 
 and pastrami is? 
 Now you’re just fucking with us 
 Good Lord. 
 i wish man, have no idea 😭 
 Damnit I need to go to Katz’s immediately now. 
 just adding a #tanelhasnt here for future reference 
 Blintzes 🤗 
 Next you’re gonna say you don’t know what capicola is 
 uhhhh

what’s that? 
 https://image.nostr.build/36747c36dd897c08a519533bd722fd9c9dd49baa1ffcdd7eef2328264ec80edf.gif 
 a series that i should watch, think i’ve only seen the first two episodes of this 
 Don’t stop believin’! 
 I got a sandwich the other day that was capicola and roasted red peppers with mozzarella. Dang it was delicious 
 @5c508c34 Wait til you try your first Philly cheesesteak. 
 cheesesteak is a thing? 🤯

also i’ve never had mozzarella in a sandwich before so that sounds interesting 🤔 
 You have no idea what you’re in for. 
 Ain’t no mozzarella in a cheesesteak.  Cooper sharp is the way. Or just regular American.. stay away from the morons using whiz 
 Wiz is for animals. 
 wiz? 
 Cheese whiz,  like orange cheese sauce.. 🤢 
 uhhh, never heard of that before, don’t think we have it here 
 It’s filth 
 Go for aged provolone. 
 yeah, now you are just creating words on the spot 🫠 
 No way… 
 no idea at this point 🤔 
 Ultimate fiat food. 
  https://image.nostr.build/6b0c36311d001743d479cd5b6c1a07bb6c33eef16652db243e08f248af24329a.jpg  
 not sure if it’s legal to open carry this tbh 💜 
 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
 Angelos on 9th 
 Or Wedges in a week lol 
 😯 
 i’d absolutely love to 💜

i really want to come to the us next year for a longer trip, around the time that the nashville conf is 💜