Oddbean

My girlfriend was in a coma. The doctor tried everything, then he told me "there is one more thing we can try. It's a long shot, quite experimental." I said to him "anything, doc, anything we can do." He said "you could try oral sex" and I said "god no! oh god!" he says "I've seen it work" so I say "ok ok then I'll give it a try." So I go into her room, and five minutes later I come out and say "Doctor, doctor! she's choking!" -- I gave my cat a bath today. I know they say you aren't supposed to give cats baths, but she was dirty and so I did it anyway. And it turned out fine. She just sat there purring the whole time. So you can ignore what they say, it's perfectly fine to give a cat a bath. The fur will stick to your tongue a bit, but other than that there's nothing wrong with it.