My girlfriend was in a coma.  The doctor tried everything, then he told me "there is one more thing we can try. It's a long shot, quite experimental."  I said to him "anything, doc, anything we can do." He said "you could try oral sex" and I said "god no! oh god!" he says "I've seen it work" so I say "ok ok then I'll give it a try."  So I go into her room, and five minutes later I come out and say "Doctor, doctor! she's choking!"

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I gave my cat a bath today. I know they say you aren't supposed to give cats baths, but she was dirty and so I did it anyway. And it turned out fine. She just sat there purring the whole time. So you can ignore what they say, it's perfectly fine to give a cat a bath. The fur will stick to your tongue a bit, but other than that there's nothing wrong with it.