This is your brain on shitcoins.

They literally cannot comprehend an open source network of devs that *isnt* shilling a fucking ponzi. It is not possible in their reality.

Sad! Many such cases! 

 Hey Joe, Bitcoin's CFO here. I can confirm you are not on the "Paid Bitcoin shills" Google docs spreadsheet. Do you want me to intervene and contact your employers? Please zap 1M sats to this note with the message "intervernetion" and I'll personally write to this people and explain them the concept of FOSS 

 Almost had me hahaha 

 Dang! Was it the lack of grammatical errors? 🤣 

 lmao wtf😂 

 Hi @adam3us- could you comment on whether I am pumping lightning bags? 🤣 

 Wtf? Unbelievable 🤣

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 Lightning sounds ace. 
Is it too late to buy the token? 😅 

 🤣 

This is where we’re at in 2024! Dudes who work in crypto are skeptical of bitcoin content creators 😵 

 The cat-in-the-box theory, whether full or empty, depends on you. The goal is 5 million, but the choice between the full or empty box is yours.

Solana.....

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 🤣🤣 

 Hi Joe , do you think you could pull some strings and get me an autograph from the lightning network CEO , cheers man.  

 I’ll put a word in 😉 

 Bless .  

 Maybe it's time to go independant, just a thought
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 I am! They are a client of mine now. But unlikely for much longer… 

 that's funny 

 Most Shitcoiners don't know anything about Lightning. 
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 Gm legend 🤙 

 This is exactly why we love having you at cointelegraph, lol. 😂
But we understand why you'd want to leave.