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 @This fuckin sucks, man. the chickens deserve it, boys gotta eat, boys gotta have his supper 
 @cream queen 
BUT I NEED CHICKENS FOR EGGS SO I CAN MAKE PUMPKIN PIE SO I CAN HEAL FROM WITCHES' SPELLS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 
 @This fuckin sucks, man. I think honey works and milk bucket 
 @cream queen 
But I like me digital pies 🥺 
 Oh Gawd! Did @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  get you with her voodoo?? 
 @Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: @cream queen @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  
Yes 💀 
 You have to drink swamp water during a full moon to get rid of it. 
 Unless she has gotten some of your hair somehow. It takes a much more intensive remedy. 
 @Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  @cream queen 
I'll get the jug 😒 
 I knew a guy married to a voodoo American. She kept a jar of cemetery dirt and his hair in case he pissed her off. He did. She broke it with a hammer, and he has kidney failure now. (True story) 
 @Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  @cream queen 
Shit's real mang. Watch yo ass. 
 I'm all yes ma'am and no ma'am around her. I don't need that shit in my life.