I knew a guy married to a voodoo American. She kept a jar of cemetery dirt and his hair in case he pissed her off. He did. She broke it with a hammer, and he has kidney failure now. (True story) 

 @Kenny White McPowers Esquire:White_powers: @:gingerbreadlady: KiKi  :Christmas_kitty_bell:  @cream queen 
Shit's real mang. Watch yo ass. 

 I'm all yes ma'am and no ma'am around her. I don't need that shit in my life.