That's it, I'm reporting you to J. R. R. Tolkien for trolling me.

You have been warned! 

 https://media.tenor.com/MHICWphV-bEAAAAC/get-the-fork-out-get-out.gif 

 Hey pal, I'm building an army to fight you:

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 I'll zap it anyway 🧡