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 How much is an artistic license and where do I apply for one? 
 Send me 10K sats as a sweetener and I’ll talk to someone. No promises 
 I sell mine for 9k 
 Done, cheques in the post! 
 You have been, Wedge is a notorious counterfeiter of licences. My offer is now off 
 Wot?

He told me that was in his past. 

He showed me a certificate proving he was an ex-counterfeiter. 
 I had a great contact in the East End. 100% kosher, pure artistic licence uncut. 
 I'm in, shekels are in the post. 
 Deals off sailor boy, you mugged me off 😂 
 Again 😩 
 Any discount for ecash? 
 Wtf is an artistic license? Do we already need permission to create? 
 https://media.tenor.com/HDDht8kbdWIAAAAC/icecream.gif 
 That's it, I'm reporting you to J. R. R. Tolkien for trolling me.

You have been warned! 
 1 Bitcoin to the CEO of nostr just to get the paperwork started 
 Be wary of fake licenses going around for 10k sats or less 👀 
 But I’ve already been scammed twice by @bitcoinsandy and @WedgeSocial  😫 
 Snitches get stitches 
 This is accurate 👀 
 Unfortunately those sats are gone. Best thing you can do is send 1bitcoin to the CEO of nostr.I'll make sure to get them to him 👀  
 Thank you fren, I knew I could count on you.

Sats are in the post 💜  
 Node is a stool pigeon, he ain’t got long before he’s buried. I’m the only licence dealer and the market’s dry 
 That's what a fake license salesman would say.  I take comfort in the fact that Mike made the right choice. I have his 1 Bitcoin for the CEO 
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 Thank you for buying from wedge https://i.nostr.build/En19WmhAilaz3hHv.jpg  
 🫂 
 I’ll take two 💜 
 Double your zap lol 
 Any BOGOF offers available for a loyal customer? 
 Yea, you Buy One Go O-way Friend 
 https://i.nostr.build/y6ZUlZ0Ep9V2E8Hm.jpg 
 Artist are supposed to suffer it makes their notes more palatable 
 All notes have been used, any being used now are fakes ( most likely sold by Wedge ) 
 https://i.nostr.build/Vh17wYp42foHPavP.jpg 
 If you knew just how much character i really have you’d pray for me. I’m the most character.  And humble too. 
 I’m more humbler than you 🤣 
 😂 
 My pleasure fren. It's very important to me that you don't get scammed. I'm going over to CEO's office as we speak 👀 
 😎 
 Let me know when you need my address. 
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 I give up. Sailor boy has been proper stitched up. You pesky kids ! 
 Sure thing 👀