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 Bald people just lie about being okay with being bald.

We all know how you feel queue ball 
 i dont. 
I feel proper, White, and right.

it is the only way. skinhead 
 I would say it's a cope normally but we mates and I uv ya so it's ok just this once 
 i keep my head shaved, done right, and knot my beard like a proper led. 
 Yes, and the resting bitch face completes the look innit 
 Yes. 
 I don't cut my hair but once a year now. Last was in may 
 I'm coping now as I'm getting too old for my fade so started having it done in a more like short back and sides and I make sure everybody around me knows I'm not mad by telling them fades are gayer than aids 
 i have no hair. 

thats pretty much it. 
 I might not either soon if I keep losing sleep over these 4 grey hairs I have 
 copper deficiency perhaps.
zinc + copper 👌🏻 
 Or perhaps it's the fact I'm getting old but I prefer your thing 
 fogey 
 Yeah!  Go eat some fucken batteries, ya doss cunt! 
 i use mine for other things, THANK you. 
 Do not want to hear about your "marital aids"... 
 was waiting on that. sadly realised after posting. 😭 a meth joke gone awry and now im sad. 
 This was my thought but I was too polite to say 
 i hate you guise. 
 That's because, unlike me, you're a fucken classy gent, innit 
 NOT LATELY