I'm coping now as I'm getting too old for my fade so started having it done in a more like short back and sides and I make sure everybody around me knows I'm not mad by telling them fades are gayer than aids 

 i have no hair. 

thats pretty much it. 

 I might not either soon if I keep losing sleep over these 4 grey hairs I have 

 copper deficiency perhaps.
zinc + copper 👌🏻 

 Or perhaps it's the fact I'm getting old but I prefer your thing 

 fogey 

 Yeah!  Go eat some fucken batteries, ya doss cunt! 

 i use mine for other things, THANK you. 

 Do not want to hear about your "marital aids"... 

 was waiting on that. sadly realised after posting. 😭 a meth joke gone awry and now im sad. 

 This was my thought but I was too polite to say 

 i hate you guise. 

 That's because, unlike me, you're a fucken classy gent, innit 

 NOT LATELY