woah 

 A not so silent link anymore.

I wonder why not more HVT use your service. Or maybe they do, but don't say so publicly.

Goodbye simswaps.  

 Shh… 

 Now the snitch knows about your service, be careful. 

 Our service is for anyone 

 I tried to Zap you for this post but you don't have it enabled? I figured you guys could totally run a self hosted zapping platform with preserved privacy. Anyway thank you for your service.  

 Of course we run lnd
And it looks like we receive zaps... Or something🙈 

 Strange! Also the address on your profile shows me a "can't fetch invoice from user's server" error 

 I'm unclear on service. SMS and Voice are only able to be recieved, but not placed Outbound?

I kinda need a fully functional phone if you were to become my provider. 

 Elon is the worst 

 Maybe
And maybe not