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 What will the tax treatment of zaps look like in your jurisdiction in 2034? Wrong answers only. 
 We won’t be paying taxes cause we won’t be making any money cause we will all be in Prison. 
 shit 
 in the united states, obtaining sats will require a witholding in USD to be paid to the IRS, so you will be taxed before you spend the sat 😅😭 
 Welp I’m moving 
 The tax treatment in 2034 will look like for every zap sent, you'll get 10 back. 😎🤣 
 Guess I gotta start zapping even harder 
 Seeing the others answers, I like mine the best. I know it was supposed to be a wrong answer, but I'd love it if it were true!! 😇 
 A+ answer lol 
 Biff goes recursive, Marty
https://i.nostr.build/AbgXtit6jIiZqFf4.png 
 😂😂 this broke me lmfao 
 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/ff/03/93ff030e06844f32e2befd609b301d18.gif 
 Are the bitcoiners the one in swat gear or the zappy MFs inside? 
 Gotta buy a better bunker. 
 90% of all zaps go directly to IRS via a lightning prism. 
 “Immediately Returned Satoshi” agency - just sends it back to me. That’s what you meant right? Right? 
 Obviously! 
 Computers capable of running uncertified software will be illegal, and so will zaps. 

Central Services will still be officially examining zaps/Lightning; as a model for their still-vapourware CBDC, but will have already dismissed the Satoshi as an impractically-large unit of account. 
 Oof but resist 
 if you use or put any effort into apple, this is the dystopia you refuse to opt-out of. 
 There will only be Land Value Tax - because they will figure land is way easier to assess taxes and confiscate.  Plus, it would effectively conscript landlords to be the de facto tax collectors of their tenants. 
 Yikes