Computers capable of running uncertified software will be illegal, and so will zaps. 

Central Services will still be officially examining zaps/Lightning; as a model for their still-vapourware CBDC, but will have already dismissed the Satoshi as an impractically-large unit of account. 

 Oof but resist 

 if you use or put any effort into apple, this is the dystopia you refuse to opt-out of.