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Adios, Mofos!
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 gonna be hella pissed if T Swift and Lady Gaga aren’t crashing on @Marie's couch by next week. 
 Ffs I’ll take Shifty Swifty only! 
Gaga can Gaga elsewhere 🤣 
 We don’t want them! 
 Pretty sure you’ve got plenty of room for them in your camper van. 
 Bodies maybe. Egos, that’s another matter. 
 They come with the whole package 
 Too many smells as it is. 
 Repeating: I’ll die an American. No reverse colonization here fren 
 As long as they move to the Eastern provinces  
 We don’t want them 
 Come On Man! Canada is a YUGE forest, you wont even notice!