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 I feel like I run an animal flophouse sometimes... This lanky guy takes up half the back of the couch. 

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 @a2f3726b I think he wanted you to get your tape measure out 
 @a2f3726b Summer is when you find out how long your cat is. 
 @a2f3726b He means business that he owns the couch! He even stretched out his feeties! 
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I know what you’re saying, sometimes… 
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Good lord that’s a long pussy. lol 
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That is one comfy and secure in his environs cat... 
 @a2f3726b It’s their world, you’re just living in it. 
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Enabler. :)

It's the same under my roof. Certain spots on the couch are no longer for us to use without attitude, and even then said dog will sit and stare at you til you move. 

Certain pillows are squished beyond recognition. Memory foam, you say? Yup, those pillows remember the dog's shape. Not ours. 

This is fine. Everything's fine. Wouldn't have it any other way. 
 @a2f3726b No need for a measuring tape, your couch is two cats long.