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It's year 2140. 👴 What does Albe Simpson tell to his grandchildren? Each Alby-related caption gets zapped, best one wins 3 months of Alby Cloud 😎 https://image.nostr.build/622f4d94b91f0b8e817fe5e7ee524fb3323bba1138564eac1086cad89517b890.png #memestr

Not truly my own but I was curious to see what Ai would say to my zap quote and here it is 👇🏽 “The Legend of Alby and the Great Zap Legacy” The year was 2140. Albe Simpson, now an old-timer with a twinkle in his eye and a weathered Lightning tattoo on his arm, gathered his grandkids around for one of his legendary stories. “Kids,” he began, adjusting his Alby cap, “there was a time when Alby was just a little browser extension, no bigger than a few kilobytes. I installed it on a whim, just curious to see what this whole ‘zap’ thing was about. Little did I know, that tiny add-on would change everything.” The grandkids’ eyes widened as Albe leaned in. “Back in the day, we zapped each other’s posts on Nostr for fun. It was like a virtual high-five, but with real sats flying around! Soon, it wasn’t just zaps for laughs. Alby became our connection to a whole new world. It powered everything from our daily coffee zaps to our interstellar messages.” The kids gasped, and one of them blurted, “So, Grandpa, Alby helped you build our whole Lightning legacy?” Albe grinned. “Exactly. Those little zaps turned into big dreams. And now, because of Alby, we’re still zapping across the Nostrverse, even when new Bitcoin stopped being mined!” With a proud smile, he finished, “So remember, kids: it all started with a little browser extension… and a whole lotta zapping!” Hope this story brings out the fun spirit of Alby and the Lightning Network!

"Kids, listen up! I never bought Bitcoin because I thought it was all nonsense. 'Who needs digital money?' I always said. And now, in the year 2140, the last Bitcoin has been mined, and everyone acts like it’s the new gold! But don’t worry, I’ve got something way better: IOTA! They’re about to shut down the Coordinator, and then the price is going to skyrocket! I may never have believed in Bitcoin, but with IOTA, I’m absolutely sure I’ll hit the jackpot this time – definitely!"

#Come in! We will be happy: https://linuxtosha.ru/ "We're all going to die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will last forever." Chuck Palahniuk This is a truth to hammer into your brain. And your grandson's. https://m.primal.net/LtWq.webp #art #alby #bitcoin #cat #Coffee #dog #dream #Gentoo #grownostr #Linux #memes #Nature #nostr #Photography #pleb #plebchain #zap #zapathon

@Alby Kids, gather 'round! You know how we live in a world with flying cars, robots, and colonies on Mars? Well, it's all thanks to Bitcoin! That's right, that weird internet money your great-great-grandparents used to talk about. Back in the 2000s, Bitcoin was just a crazy idea. But it sparked a revolution. It showed us that decentralized systems and blockchain tech could change everything. Without Bitcoin, we wouldn't have: - Fast, secure transactions across the globe - Cryptographic security that protects our privacy - Inspiration for innovators to push boundaries Bitcoin was the catalyst. It made us rethink money, value, and trust. Now, look at us! We're living in a world your ancestors couldn't even imagine. So, always remember: Bitcoin wasn't just a currency – it was a key to unlocking human potential.