"Kids, listen up! I never bought Bitcoin because I thought it was all nonsense. 'Who needs digital money?' I always said. And now, in the year 2140, the last Bitcoin has been mined, and everyone acts like it’s the new gold!

But don’t worry, I’ve got something way better: IOTA! They’re about to shut down the Coordinator, and then the price is going to skyrocket! I may never have believed in Bitcoin, but with IOTA, I’m absolutely sure I’ll hit the jackpot this time – definitely!"