Alcohol was good back then because if you drank the water you died from Dysentery (see Oregon Trail).
Did Jesus turn dirty water into clean water? No. He turned it into wine, at a wedding… like 600+ liters of wine… It’s clear JC was trying to party.
They couldn't conceive of clean water back then. But they did understand that they didn't die after drinking booze. Plus, it was fun so two birds with one stone.
Well, I sure have the feeling that I’m dying when drinking booze lately. I wish I was 18 years old again.
This checks out.