The best were the guys who would open with put-downs. Never got a compliment, just one put-down, after another, cuz they think they're Mr. Super Sly and they're the first one to try that Game, even though they're all reading the same writers.

You look like Halle. If she were short and chubby and not as hot...

You'd be better as a blonde. Not hot, but a bit better.

Your contacts are very convincing.

Dude, that's the third time I've heard that this week. 🙄 

 the way people's minds have been messed up is incredible

but my experiences with women have mostly been about them hovering around me and then i notice them and think "hmm she likes me, she's ok" and then usually the play fighting starts 

 They do that on here, too. First time they communicate with me is usually something nasty or mean, or some accusation. 

 too little context for any meaningful analysis 

 Don't need context. Can watch it in real time.