Potatoes: do whatever however, then poke it with a fork. 
Shrimp: go full fancy, get other people to serve it to you
Beans: who the hell eats that, you'll rip in a seam, ditch it
Rice: study astrology and cantonese for five years and then, MAYBE, you'll get a hang of this one. Or just use strainer, fuck rice. 

 A rice cooker or pressure cooker makes all the difference with rice. 

 Yea, rice cooker is the best. 

 Is a crockpot a pressure cooker? 

 No, they are kind of the opposite thing in many ways. An instant pot is a pressure cooker. They make things quickly while crock pots are not pressurized and cook slowly. 

 I’m not sure I have either, I have this air fryer thingie with a bunch of options, but I think I need like the most basic help possible like I need to hivetalk with @Sarah SoupBox [Zap.Cooking] and show her what I have and figure out what I need😂 

 😂😂😂😂 

 I love these directions 😂😂 

 Cooking made easy #foodstr

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