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 Chores chores chores and then surgery 🤪

https://v.nostr.build/EyX3PxYw1zw1SAqJ.mp4 
 Thanks for the poop pics 
 My specialty 😂🫂 
 Didn’t realize I had subscribed to Nostr Premium with this top tier content 🔥

Good luck! 
 I bought that premium nostr.build account….


For this kind of stuff 🤦‍♀️ 
 #value4value will bring a return on your investment ⚡️⚡️⚡️ 
 Ooo it already did. Fully purchased in zaps received on Nostr.

What a world 🤯 
 That's a serious barbecue 👀👀👀👀👀 
 Twas my gift to puzzles. I don’t remember what for, but no regrets 
 It's beautiful. Wouldn't know how to use it. But I would definitely marvel at it for ages. 
 I don’t either. I forget it’s there even though it’s right in front of me. For me, tis just another obstacle to trample over 
 I'm gonna need puzzles to get some hedge trimmers after those toes.  
 Hahaha we already have one 
 get itttttt !!!!! 
 You know I will 
 What time u head in ... for that surgy ! 

And puzzles back ? For he tucked up !  
 I’m driving myself in at 5:45AM and his parents are picking me up 
 lol this almost makes me want to fold my laundry… good luck! hope you have a speedy recovery! 😊 
 Chores are never too bad if you can convince yourself you’re performing a concert at some sort of stadium. That’s what I do. Every clean dish was a performance of some kind 😂 thank you my friend 🫂 
 lol i’ll have to try that! 
 Yeah and tomorrow since I’m wicked scared of needles, I’m gonna switch to my alter ego who is a tough ass gangster woman.

The mind is easily tricked 😂 
 lol same! i look the other way… i think it helps to not see it happening! 
 Oh if I look, I’m out. Like I will literally be passed out on the floor. It’s happened many of times 😂 
 lol you’ll do great!! 🫂 
 🤞🤞🤞🤞😳🫂 
 dope 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 I love jamming my tunes while washing dishes, the brush is an excellent mike 🤷‍♀️. Have been scared more than once by creeper husband sneaking up on me aka walking in the kitchen as one does 😂. 
 Great stuff!  Nostr needs more of this.  I was moving my head to the music. 🎶🎵🕺 
 Everything needs their piece of grass. 
 Ain’t that the truth. They have grass, but choose to poop on the patio. It’s a losing battle 
 Your pre surgery prep :-) what was the surgery for? No worries if your not sharing that. 
 I’m happy to share because it’s actually a frustrating story and I’m one of millions of women.

About 6 months ago, I basically woke up in excruciating back and side pain, went to the E.R., was told it was nothing. 

Pain didn’t go away so I kept going back to the hospital or primary care where I was diagnosed with sciatica, muscle strain, kidney stones, etc. 

I did happen to have a kidney stone, but when it passed the pain didn’t go away. 

I kept going back to the Dr… He didn’t know what to do so he prescribed physical therapy.

I did that for two months and that didn’t help. 

Finally I started researching my own symptoms and reading up on different diagnoses. 

Every single symptom listed for endometriosis, I had. I asked my doctor, he said he didn’t think so. 

I went home/still in pain and called to self-refer for an OBGYN evaluation for endometriosis. 

The wait to be seen for endometriosis? At least 3 months. 

Got there. She wasn’t sure if I had it, then she did an exam and changed her mind/referred me for surgery.

Endometriosis is when the tissue inside the uterus grows outside and around surrounding organs. It can be very painful, but since it’s uterine tissue, when the menstrual cycle happens, this tissue bleeds too, but has nowhere to go. It causes internal bleeding. 

Anyways, she found the endometriosis growing on my back and was able to remove it so I should get to return to a pain-free life, finally. 
 I really appreciate the detailed run down. I was with you and rooting for you during the passing of the kidney stone. It's really refreshing to hear that you stayed on track and dug into a self diagnosis that in the end, led to your correct diagnosis and then the correct path forward for moving through it. Wow, what an experience. These things happen and we gather a lot of energy for the days that lye ahead so that we can deal with them in alignment and with courageousness. You are amazing and I bet that now that you know what you don't want, you now know more clearly than ever what it is that you do want. Oh the joy :-) My wife know a ton about these kinds of things. I will share this with her and let you know if she has any healing remedies to share with you. 
 There’s very few doctors who feel comfortable treating endometriosis.
Most women wait years for a diagnosis and are turned away or were told “it was all in their head”. I was just lucky I had good insurance so I could self-refer. It’s kind of funny that I diagnosed correctly before the doctor. Definitely ask your wifey. Anything and everything. It’s not the worst recovery, but it’s not like super comfortable either 
 She says be careful of damp foods. So, no dairy, bread, noodles, sugar, processed foods, potatoes, no nightshades, coconut milk, and no alcohol. Pretty much noththing from a box. I know you guys don’t drink alcohol. No coffee. No bad oils, no refined sugars, no refined carbohydrates (white enriched foods). Things that are good are going to be whole foods like brown rice, whole grains. Internal arnica will be good. You need to focus on healing your digestive system since it’s probably shot right now. She would talk with you if you’re interested. 
 Whole grains are my shit! I’m gonna have to give up coffee for a bit 😭

The doctor literally told me it was cool if I smoke weed, but I just have to wait till tomorrow 
 Eating weed it is! 
 I knowww. I have a tincture I could use, but it’s not the same