Oddbean

So are domestic ones. I'd turn my back on a warthog before I'd turn my back on a Jersey bull. And happy happy pet Labradors are the most common source of animal attacks on Western children. (Kids probably deserved it in 50% of cases, but still...)

The notion that a warthog could be a friendly sidekick can be traced to Pumbaa, the lovable Lion King character known for popularizing the phrase “hakuna matata,” a Swahili expression meaning “no worries.” Lmao

Reminds me of Timothy Treadwell who was eaten alive by his wild pet grizzly bear in Alaska in 2003. Note to self: When human relationships get you down, don't turn to wild animals to replace them. The sex will be a lot rougher...🤷‍♀️

Lolol. Not all warthogs...... It may have warned him previously... As you must know, animals will only usually only attack after trying to tell you, that you're being irritating, And attack if you don't stop, much like humans do & like this story where the cheetah almost attacked her dad "Birthday surprise turned out to be a shock.... cheetah Gerda attacked sasha...." https://youtu.be/YZSbYYzODAI?si=aMfCUeqk_kh9h53u

When I was 17, we used to take our parents' boats out to an uninhabited island on the coast. About 20 of us were on the island that day. This island was known for feral hogs. Anyways, long story short, I went to grab some firewood for the evening fire. I heard a loud crashing behind me. A massive hog was heading right for me. Luckily, I made it to the beach and ran straight into the water. This thing was massive, and even as I made it to the water, the hog kept swimming towards me, so I swam about 75ft into the ocean. The hog turned back, and for a second, I let out a little chuckle, thinking about how insanely intense that was. Just as I began to celebrate in my head and calm rushed over me, I began getting stung by a swarm of jellyfish. It was the worst I have ever experienced and ended up having to go to the doctor. Doctor said I must have gotten stung by 20+ jellyfish covering 80% of my body. Just a crazy night.

In a sad story about a man losing a deeply cherished hog friend, one looks up to the navigation bar and sees: https://image.nostr.build/bd4bf29e5131f00e0815c5ab06acd896fde4225b2c440633f0884298cdb8c596.png Inappropriate, Texas Monthly. Inappropriate.

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Hakuna matata my arse! Dude is very fortunate to have survived, but couldn’t they instead have released Waylon the warthog to wander his native habitat in the savannas where he belonged.💔Exotic and endangered species are not trophy pets to be imprisoned in stockholm syndrome, hunted, bred and auctioned, conditioned on treats and anesthetized on psychotropics similar to those atrocious tiger king sties! Animals don't possess human cognition, higher order connection and communication. I bet Waylon was instinctually protecting the nest of a pregnant mate. It doesn't seem like the whole picture is being presented here either.