Impossible.  That is made up bullshit. 
Superman’s slider alone is the speed of light. His fastball killed 20 catchers in one game. 

 Oooh fren, I always have receipts.

Batman & Superman went on a double date with Catwoman and Lois Lane. 

https://image.nostr.build/e2e1f63e77c2aba078165d0a069d3349b4a905cb610ce2e93fd359a101ff154f.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/62cda5cb27f8d77f0b629e4aef8ba5e01c0b030802bc7cc7103de26a43daa42c.jpg

Note that Batman and Superman switched costumes as their Halloween outfits.

Superman thought there'd be no way for Batman to hit the ball.

https://image.nostr.build/c8342bbfec2d00d5503e730e0e3a45806797537e73dd5e274aaeb08146c64c32.jpg

When the moment of truth came however....

https://image.nostr.build/34c44f775d7b02f917c4540ca5a197ff470de6a25cca758208a813dcf9e784c1.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/501917adb2336adb52ae4533642bfbc06c5ab3e68ac164bf96d2b9758486d534.jpg 

 Fuk. Well facts are facts. I can’t argue with this. 
Batman banging catwoman is the best thing about him. 
Louis Lane is a 5 at best. 

 I've always liked comic/cartoon Lois Lane, but never the live action one. Catwoman has always been a bae! 

 No shit. Superman plays tennis. Batman uses his walker to hit a plastic ball with a plastic paddle. 

 AI wouldn’t make him look gayer. AI is protecting Batman.  What else is new. He’s a Karen.