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 This reminds me of the time Batman beat Superman at baseball. 
 Impossible.  That is made up bullshit. 
Superman’s slider alone is the speed of light. His fastball killed 20 catchers in one game. 
 Oooh fren, I always have receipts.

Batman & Superman went on a double date with Catwoman and Lois Lane. 

https://image.nostr.build/e2e1f63e77c2aba078165d0a069d3349b4a905cb610ce2e93fd359a101ff154f.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/62cda5cb27f8d77f0b629e4aef8ba5e01c0b030802bc7cc7103de26a43daa42c.jpg

Note that Batman and Superman switched costumes as their Halloween outfits.

Superman thought there'd be no way for Batman to hit the ball.

https://image.nostr.build/c8342bbfec2d00d5503e730e0e3a45806797537e73dd5e274aaeb08146c64c32.jpg

When the moment of truth came however....

https://image.nostr.build/34c44f775d7b02f917c4540ca5a197ff470de6a25cca758208a813dcf9e784c1.jpg

https://image.nostr.build/501917adb2336adb52ae4533642bfbc06c5ab3e68ac164bf96d2b9758486d534.jpg 
 Fuk. Well facts are facts. I can’t argue with this. 
Batman banging catwoman is the best thing about him. 
Louis Lane is a 5 at best. 
 I've always liked comic/cartoon Lois Lane, but never the live action one. Catwoman has always been a bae!