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 Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. 
 You’re all getting girlfriends 🎉🥂🥂 
 im at capacity 
 Marie, will you be my girlfriend?

Circle yes or no.

P.S. Don't circle or. 
 As long as I’m the ONLY one ….right 😜💜🤣 https://i.nostr.build/9Tto5UHfsYdd2M8T.jpg  
 Absolutely. No more Nostr GFs for me! 😬 
 Since I’m in this thread, do I get to go to the wedding? 
 https://media.tenor.com/spXl5MzCo64AAAAC/family-guy-woah.gif 
 No wedding…just gf and bf 😜🥂
Friends with very good benefits! 
 Bummer. 
 You can be one of my bf’s John 💜 
 https://media.tenor.com/qC_C19g6nLIAAAAC/bttf-back.gif 
 Well as Queen I can have as many bf’s as I would like, but you’re my number 1 bf 😜💜💜 
 you didn't read the fine print,  Derek. 
 Obviously 
 😂 
 Reminds me of this from @orangepillapp 
Have to read both pics
😂
https://m.primal.net/MANg.jpg
https://m.primal.net/MANh.jpg 
 🤣🤣 
 Beer 🍺 for my horses 🐴 is out the window 🪟 already 

Hmmm 🧐