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 Oh come on, we all know men exaggerate their length 😜 
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 πŸ˜‚ 
 I wish. Nobody ever wants to let me put it in their butt πŸ˜…πŸ˜­ 
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 Butts are for shitting bro πŸ’© 
 I was at a church group one time, some mens group about some kinda sex topic and the pastor is like god is cool with any sex act between a man and a woman as long as you're married so you can fuck her in the ass (I'm paraphrasing). 

I was like damn I know what this mufucker doin at home 
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 😳what the actual F