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 Zaps are like sex. Sometimes it’s reciprocal, sometimes it’s one sided. It’s okay to give a little sometimes and it’s okay to give a lot other times 😆 
 I gave you 1 sat. So that's like a peck on the cheek I suppose 😂😂 
 😂😂 Now that my brain has made this association, I will forever think of zaps in this way hahaha 
 🤔 That’s not sufficient reciprocity for such a great post. 😂🤣🫂 
 El problema es quien acaba primero 😂😂 
 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 maybe finishing is like 1K sats 🤣 
 😂😂😂👏👏 
 😝 
 I'll play 
 😆😆 
 👀 
 NOT THE 69 🤣🤣🤣 it’s been awhile 😏 
 ⚡️Zap Foreplay 
 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 
 Why do I feel exhausted thinking about doing all this 🥲🤣 
 Zappin takes it out of yeah 
 Need a new position. 69 hurts my back 🤣 
 I'm gonna ⚡️Zap you so good 
 I’m so tired just finish already 🤭💀😝🤣🤣 
 My Zapper is about to unload 💥 
 🤣🤣 ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 
 Was it good for you as it was good for me 🚬☕️ 
 Incredible. So messy. I gotta shower now 🚿 
 I confused, we weren't using the Liquid Network 
 Oops, must’ve been someone else 😝 
 Yeah, you were Zappin' multiple people at the same time

 
 We never put a label on us 🤷🏻‍♀️ I have needs! 
 We have needs! 
 I’m so sorry 😭 do you forgive me? I’ll only zap you 
 Baby, you don't understand, I was Zappin' people while I was Zappin' you too

We're in an Open Source Relationship 
 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢 
 No double standards, we're either equal or we're not

Know the rules and play fair 
 Play fair 🫡 
 That's the only way it will work 🫂 
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 I’m married, so I don’t zap as often as I used to! 
 😂😂🔥 
 Just need find a way to bring that spark back 
 Giving hard also counts 🤣 
 https://m.primal.net/HnPq.jpg 
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 😆🤣 
 Normally Zaps are like this.  https://i.nostr.build/jYY45.gif 
 I feel more comfortable with this metaphor. 
 Now that’s fast! Hahaha 
 I won't see the next #zapathon as before 😅