Zaps are like sex. Sometimes it’s reciprocal, sometimes it’s one sided. It’s okay to give a little sometimes and it’s okay to give a lot other times 😆


I gave you 1 sat. So that's like a peck on the cheek I suppose 😂😂


El problema es quien acaba primero 😂😂


😂😂 Now that my brain has made this association, I will forever think of zaps in this way hahaha


🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 maybe finishing is like 1K sats 🤣


I'll play


NOT THE 69 🤣🤣🤣 it’s been awhile 😏


⚡Zap Foreplay


Why do I feel exhausted thinking about doing all this 🥲🤣


Zappin takes it out of yeah


How many sats was this worth 😂 https://image.nostr.build/4adb67fa85d1bc6831d157e7597a256902fa20c61cf6f73fe1fed25d2924df32.jpg


Need a new position. 69 hurts my back 🤣


I'm gonna ⚡Zap you so good


I’m so tired just finish already 🤭💀😝🤣🤣


My Zapper is about to unload 💥


Was it good for you as it was good for me 🚬☕


Incredible. So messy. I gotta shower now 🚿


I confused, we weren't using the Liquid Network


I’m married, so I don’t zap as often as I used to!


Giving hard also counts 🤣


This note deserves proper reciprocation


🤔 That’s not sufficient reciprocity for such a great post. 😂🤣🫂


Oops, must’ve been someone else 😝


Yeah, you were Zappin' multiple people at the same time


Onward 🫡


We never put a label on us 🤷🏻♀ I have needs!


We have needs!


Just need find a way to bring that spark back


I’m so sorry 😭 do you forgive me? I’ll only zap you


Baby, you don't understand, I was Zappin' people while I was Zappin' you too

We're in an Open Source Relationship


No double standards, we're either equal or we're not

Know the rules and play fair


Normally Zaps are like this.  https://i.nostr.build/jYY45.gif


I feel more comfortable with this metaphor.


Now that’s fast! Hahaha


Play fair 🫡


That's the only way it will work 🫂


I won't see the next #zapathon as before 😅