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 My superpower is the ability to go into the grocery store and come out with only one item.

What’s yours? 
 I can go 3 days without coffee  
 People I don't know come up to me & tell me very personal things when I go in public. It's a superpower I have no control over.  
 I have a friend who is exactly the same.  
 We must be super twins 🤣 
 I can eat a plate of buffalo wings down to the bone while keeping one hand completely clean 
 My superpower is very similar. It's the ability to take my wife to the grocery store and only come out with one item.

No. No. NO! You don't need that. We already have two of those. That'll rot before we eat it. That is extremely unhealthy. No.. 

She's says shopping with me is like hunting with the game warden. ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯  🤣 
 Wha...?

How...?

I don't even....

Instruction video wen??? 
 I can take my seat on a flight, fall asleep before push back, and wake up at landing.  Works on flights up to 5 hrs long.