My superpower is very similar. It's the ability to take my wife to the grocery store and only come out with one item.

No. No. NO! You don't need that. We already have two of those. That'll rot before we eat it. That is extremely unhealthy. No.. 

She's says shopping with me is like hunting with the game warden. ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯  🤣 

 Wha...?

How...?

I don't even....

Instruction video wen???