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 My wife was just sideswiped on the highway, hit and run.  She's physically fine Thank God, but her cars not looking so hot.  That said, dude left some paint... now... I have a certain set of skills and every blue chevy is now a potential enemy. ( I know Ill never find this guy but it feels good to have a new vendetta).   
 Jeez. Sending love.  
 Thanks Sarah.  Luckily she was close to downtown so I could come help calm her down. Poor woman she was really shaken up.  Hit her driver side while on the highway. 
 It's good she has you to help her!  
 That’s awful! I’m glad she’s okay 🌻 
 Thank you. Me too. 
 There will be collateral damage…but ur a reasonable man and I trust it will be within acceptable limits🤔🫡


https://m.primal.net/KwNP.jpg 
 The anger is real. 
 Yup…Srry that happened to yall brotha

To sideswipe someone and keep rolling…strange times we r livin in😳 
 We get the community we deserve, time to keep building. 
 If ever you find him, there’s a blue chevy owner that will get buried in paperwork

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UQN3kZtUdpgAAAAC/workaholics-lawyer-up.gif 
 It would likely be fruitless, I'm sure he's an illegal or an insolvent drunk, but that doesn't mean I won't inconvenience a man for good long while. 
 Long term inconvenience is definitely in his future 
 Whether I have anything to do with it or not, I'm sure. 
 Of course. 

I also forgot to sprinkle this

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xHmgaEb-c6IAAAAd/allegedly-desus-and-mero.gif 
 lol! 
 on mission blue 
 The Bluebird will sing at dawn. 
 nostr alert!  blue car 
 I wish I had access to all the cameras on the tollbooths here, he almost certainly passed under one fleeing.  If I thought the cops would bother, Id make a report but its pointless and I know better. 
 Glad she’s ok!! 
 Thank you Eryn. 
 #nostralertnetwork