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node | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 If ever you find him, there’s a blue chevy owner that will get buried in paperwork

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UQN3kZtUdpgAAAAC/workaholics-lawyer-up.gif
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john | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It would likely be fruitless, I'm sure he's an illegal or an insolvent drunk, but that doesn't mean I won't inconvenience a man for good long while.
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node | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Long term inconvenience is definitely in his future
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john | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Whether I have anything to do with it or not, I'm sure.
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node | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Of course. 

I also forgot to sprinkle this

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xHmgaEb-c6IAAAAd/allegedly-desus-and-mero.gif
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john | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 lol!
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 on mission blue
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john | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The Bluebird will sing at dawn.
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Rand | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nostr alert!  blue car
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john | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I wish I had access to all the cameras on the tollbooths here, he almost certainly passed under one fleeing.  If I thought the cops would bother, Id make a report but its pointless and I know better.